OP, I think you’ve lost your argument.
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He turned into Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby?
You bastard! 
As long as the OP was weak, let me add that I hate when the wrong term is used for specific kinds of death.
Someone who died in a car accident did not “pass away”. They were killed! One could say they died in a car accident, but to say they passed away in it is totally lame.
I’ve a sick sense of humor. Whenever I read an obit that someone died “surrounded by their friends and family” I have to wonder what the fuck they were doing? Beating the shit out of him? Laughing at him?
I love the* “died of an unexpected heart attack”* death notice. As opposed to what? “Louie Anderson died today of a heart attack, as expected”.
They say these things always happen in threes. :eek:
Of course, after three the count is reset.
I thought that Carroll’s friends had an easy time of it, for dumbfucks and junkies. There were only 13 on the list and he was 30 when he wrote it.
They did, however, really lose Gram Parsons. But his body turned back up eventually.
And there the similarity ends, as unlike David Bowie, neither tobacco, alcohol nor recreational drugs have ever touched Trump’s lips.
Therefore I think it’s safe to assume that he’s in the best shape of any 69-year-old who’s ever lived, anytime or anywhere. 
Sword bridges, at least according to pre-Roman Britons.
What if someone dies and you misplace the body? Can you say they’re lost then?
NOOOOOO MSTHREEK?! JEB DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE!? trump hadivanka putin KOCH?!
https://pad.riseup.net/p/hANDjeb2016BERNIE2016
CENSORSHIPT JEBB! SHIPPED TO IRAQ TO FIX GLORG! SEEEEEEENSOR sarai.
EU? EU? ewwwwwwwæsj. æsj donald du dreit på deg.
Um…
backs away slowly
Maybe they’re Norse Pagans, and It’s Bifröst, the bridge to Asgard.
I hate euphemisms (almost) as much as the next guy. When I was 9, and a whole bunch of morons said to me, of my father, “he’s in a better place,” and “God only takes the good” and shit? Yeah. I couldn’t fathom a “better place” for a father than with his own little kid. I missed him. A lot. When idiots tried to make me feel better by reassuring me that a loving deity had stolen my father, because that deity wanted to hang out? No. I didn’t feel better.
But it’s mostly okay in my book if you refer to someone “passing away,” or “going home,” or whatever makes you feel better. Just don’t pull that shit on little kids who haven’t had the time or experience to understand the euphemisms. It’s kinder to say words like dead.
Reported. I’m not certain for what, but let’s go with generally unintelligible and the worst effort of spamming ever.
He’s having a bad night. This made about as much sense as any of it.
JEB! JEB! ladies! You lost JavHD JEB! for president! wouldnt you like another messy bush to hang around for eight more years!
nods sagely
Yeah. “Everything happens for a reason.” I guess it does, if you are talking strictly cause-and-effect, but NOT HELPFUL, PEOPLE.
How about this one? “God never gives you anything you can’t handle.”
Lots of euphemisms that need more hate than the one in the OP.
… which makes his failed vodka brand even more ridiculous.