Zoe , you know I will accept your council as your words are wise. Perhaps I responded a little harshly with mr happy but after post 59http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8675147&postcount=59 I had had about as much as I was going to take . I thought perhaps **Askeptic ** would be so kind as to share what he really though as he posted at least 3 times pretty much just to bash me. That is all well and good. But as you can see my attempt to get him to tell me how he really felt , let out his hate and anger towards me only brought out his pity for poor little old me. I stand tall and don’t take to pity from anyone . So if that’s how you really feel Askeptic I’ll take the rest but you can just keep your pity for someone who wants it. Oh, before I forget , You *are * the example. Sending you my love, OM.
Well I agree with all you have said except one thing . I don’t believe I’ve ever stated I have been forgiven . Why do think I try so hard to do good things for people ? I’m trying to earn it . And the comedy , Thanks for that and the council. I will endeavor to persevere. (Outlaw Josey Wales)
Well, when you’re doing that get yourself a webcam and you can amuse us all.
Hmmm…wondering who the real perv is between us? 
Hey, RedFury long time no see ! I hope all is well with you . You know i though what you were saying abouth the kind of car you drive. It sounds perfectly reasonable to me . I’ll bet you could afford something much nicer but you probably wouldn’t have it for long. You know how those thieves are. I hope are in good health . I am always pleased to speak to men such as youself as I haven’t seen any other countries other than Mexico and although I enjoyed it I didn’t get to travel far enough into it to really see it if you know what I mean. Well you have a fine day and I hope the sun is shining strongly on you. It is on me.
And sometimes that’s all that matters. 
(By the way, Jodi, I think you have a perv next to you.)
There have been posters on this board who, whenever a Christian would get angry, would chastise them by saying something like, “How very Christian of you.”
You can say that again, brother. <toke>
I think the thing is, you can participate in these boards quite nicely without making any claims to any particular religious leanings. If it’s important enough to YOU to make a point of your religion, then I’ll happily oblige you by reminding you of that.
I went back over your posts in this thread to find an example of what I’d meant, but the closest I could come to it was references to not being perfect (like in posts # 40 and 58). Since that’s similar but not quite the same, I apologize for stating it so wrongly. Sadly, I overplayed your use of it and just really didn’t want to see you be dismissed any because of a cliche’, no matter how well intentioned. Anyway, again I’m sorry for that and I do continue to hope that you’ll find your place here. I hope to be able to synthesize for comprehension. 
You gots good humor Mr. Wales.
Omegaman, God just told me he really doesn’t like you and wishes you would find another supreme being to crusade for.
Say hey, OM. Even though an atheist myself, I can relate to the way you lash back at those that dig into you. 'cept doing so requires a certain je ne sais quoi in order to stay within some of the (sometimes murky) rules. Chill for a bit and you’ll catch on. Oh! and good luck with your fight with Satan and all that. How many rounds is it and who’s winning anyway? 
As for cars, yeah sure, I suppose I could – actually been thinking about it lately – but beyond your observation (cars are indeed stolen left and right here) it also gets me from point A to point B flawlessly. Great AC, power everything, low mileage, V-6…and then I think, what the hell for? At my age whom am I going to try to impress?
feathelou,
Good play. Garbled that a bit, didn’t I?
At first I thought he was Stephen Baldwin, but OM is obviously much smarter than him. Now I’m guessing either Willie “Bibleman” Aames or Kirk “Bananaman” Cameron.
Well Thanks alot! It means alot to me you can be sure.
Well that Jim Baker fellow has passed to the great beyond and since you speak so freely with our Father just as he did maybe you could pick up where he left off. I’m sure the world is dying to know what our Father thinks. Can you share some more ?
I’m not positive, but is this meant to be a slam or a good thing? 
Satan’s a punk. I haven’t heard of any of his shit lately but I haven’t had my ear to the ground if know what I mean. Next time I hear of his garbage I’ll bring it up right here and let everyone insult and attack me to thier hearts delight. I’ll try to stand tall and not lash out like a little kid but it can be tough sometimes. Anyway as far as impressing someone you impress me right down to the ground. I’m not anybody but be sure I’m a man at the very least so just know you have a friend in Las Vegas. If your ever here you and I will have cocktails and speak of the things that men speak of when they’re at thier liesure.
Man , I’m sorry , of course I mean it as a good thing . I don’t have the savy to play with words like some here do. It makes me feel like an idiot sometimes to. But oh well. I have many other skills. I took what you said as a compliment.
But I like you though- your post #10 in this thread is brilliantly demented.
God also said to not be so hard on Satan, he’s a decent dude who just got lost somewhere along the way, but he may well return to The Light.
He also said take Cleveland and the points tonight.
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Okay, you get a pass for your next few comments for the one above.
Please don’t judge us by the actions of a few who claim the title.
While I cannot say for a fact whether or not he is a Christian (that determination belongs to The Big Guy of the Trinity), his posts certainly do not reflect the Christianity I try to follow.
These twits are sowing their own destruction, and they do far more damage to the church than any good that they might accomplish (again, IMHO).