Why don’t you write me? An e-mail would brighten my loneliest mornings…
Plus, I need your addy. 
Hello Pergau!! did you get my mail?
Why won’t he answer us? I know he’s there, somewhere in cyberspace…could he be afraid of me? Sheesh, everyone knows micilin is the really evil one out of all of us…
Fact 1: I need Pergau’s addy
Fact 2: Cubby sent Pergau an e-mail
Fact 3: I know Cubby’s addy
After closely examining these facts, I have come to the conclusion that my only hope is to go into the lab, think up a cunning plot involving hacking into Cubby’s e-mail server to get the addy, as well as my revenge on his evil, money grubbing corporate masters.
God, I’m brilliant