Periodic appearances in crossword clues (game)

This idea is stolen from last sunday’s Premier Crossword puzzle, since they are now done with it.

You make up a crossword puzzle answer that is a phrase containing an element within it. Then you supply a clue.

The clues are not going to get you to the answers, because you really need all the crossing words, but they are funny to puzzle over.

So get out your periodic table and try making one up.

Nook for eating greenish nuts: pistachiodinette
TV host Rippa that looks good in pictures: photogenickelly

Crazy Marylander:

loCOBALTimorean

Just add water to turn people into graduates:

insTANTALUMni

The sound that Bob Ytterbi makes when he is unsure of what to say next.

What Mister Burns’ Lojack says

cAR GONe

Half the shingle of Whedon’s evil law firm

Wolfram

Leet exclamation

oNE ONe

Castrated steers activate!

oXEN ON

Nice!

When you have a policeman on every street corner one cop per block

Good show, Fawlty!

BaSIL, I CONgratulate you

You have my full support, my tiny six-legged friend

ANT, I’M ON Your side

An Introduction to Ingenious Novelties

GimmicKRY (PT. ONe)

Favorite Sherlock characterizations

BaSIL VERsions

Illinois blood test worry

ChicaGO LDl

A goofy criminal

Silicon

A mink coat for an idiot

imbiSUL FUR

Where is my hat?

feZ IN Closet

What Reagan would say if he was The Ape Man

I RON, you Jane