Drizzly
Gully Wash
Faucet Drip
Robert Drowny Junior
Glacier Wizz
Dorkle
Smelly old water
Geyser Hork
Tuna Toilet
Doopflush
Bat Tinkle
Cloud Dump
Foster’s
Ice Chunks
Runny
Puddles
Hosegorger
Simple Siphon
Lake Michigan
Wetso
H2Oska
(From, “The Dove (De Duva),” a short mock-Bergman film featuring Madeline Kahn.)
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Corporation Pop
AKA hydroxic acid
Hydrogen ash
Fish fucking fluid
bouillon pourri [Captain Haddock]
Coors
Sprinkles
Dribbler
Sluice Juice
Soapy McBallwash
Rinso Johnson
Pondslobber
John Waters
Ditch Soup
Fish piss
Pepsi
universal solvent
(maybe not pejorative)
My mother, who was from New Hampshire, once promised to serve us a delicacy she called a “White Mountain Soda” if we finished our chores. It turned out to be a glass of water with a toothpick floating in it. New England humor at its best.
Rain.
Don’t know why the OP didn’t include it.
Not a name per se, but my brother will inevitably respond to being offered water by saying “Errr you know what fish do in that?”
The humourist Stephen Leacock had a number of his stories set at a lakeside cottage. It was a very pretty place right on the shores of Lake Owattawetness. I believe that’s an old Indian name for “water”.
Adams Ale
Oggin - specifically the sea, hence sailing the seven seas becomes ‘floggin the oggin’
In our house - Council wine.
This still works, even though the Council has nothing to do with the water supply these days.
Around these parts - Sink water