I’m guessing this whooshed a lot of people, but it was exactly what I was thinking when I read the post title! V. good. 
perhaps there was an assist from the persian cat?
Just where do you think this young woman is inserting the cat?:dubious:
From now on, I shall only refer to you as Saint Chronos! Imagine, doing that for me! <wipes tear from eye>
Couldn’t be that…it only happened in re: the 'Persian Kiss". Other, standard TMI kissing didn’t yield this result, and the metals in our dental work were practically welded together.
Whatever you do never go out with a girl from Glasgow.
Or if you do,refuse when she offers you a Glasgow kiss
Knowing the filthy deviance that percolates from your Isles, one hesitates to ask…yet…?
A headbutt
Did she maybe give you a nerve pinch* somewhere during the kiss that produced that effect?
*Obviously not a Vulcan one to make you unconscious, but a Persian one that made you go cross-eyed and Wow.
I would imagine that because both your lips were wet and the lip nerves are more sensitive and close to your eyes that a static electricity shock would be considerably more intense.
OK, wth is Ali Hakim?
Also, thank everybody for the answers.
greatshakes
He is a character (a ‘Persian’ peddler) in the musical Oklahoma whose slick moves and “Persian goodbyes” get him stuck in a shotgun wedding.
No, no more non-lip touching than normally goes on…
*Of course, I am always wary of a Vulcan pinch. Allegedly, there is no ‘Vulcan Death Grip’, but I shouldn’t care to take the chance!
Can somebody tell me what an Italian kiss is?
And sad to say, I should know, because I’m Italian! 
- “Jackio”
That’s where they bump you off soon after.
Did she rock your casbah?
Have a couple sicilian kisses and you’ll forget about her in no time.
I’m for it!
greatshakes