Perversion Scale - What do you think is the most perverted act...

One of my other threads got me thinking as to what perversion actually was, and if there was some measure as to how perverted someone is.

I decided to take a stab at creating a scale of perversion from 0 to 10. 10 being the most perverted and 0 being not perverted at all.

  1. Dead. Either by having a non-functioning libido or literally dead.
  2. Asexual - being aroused by yourself and only masturbating.
  3. Any sexual orientation towards the same or opposite sexes/Sodomy
  4. Voyeurism/Viewing Pornography
  5. Exhibitionism/Making Pornography
  6. BDSM/Simulated or Consensual Torture or Rape /Vampirism
  7. Bukkake/Scat/Vomit
  8. Groping/Flashing
  9. Real Rape/Real Torture
  10. Seeking sex from children.
  11. Pleasure from murder.

Note:
This is based on practices, and not what porn you watch. Though I suppose it would be a similar list.

I don’t think there is a specific order in which we actually become fascinated with a certain fetish. You might get into Scat before you get into BDSM :\

I’m sure there are some niche fetishes I forgot.

What would your list look like?

You left out bestiality.

Umm… don’t know where I would put it honestly…

Wouldn’t you consider that an orientation… jk

I dunno. Maybe I would put it above scat.

Pretty much everything above BDSM I don’t think I could ever get into.

So I’m like a 2 or a 2.5, I’m even boring by made-up standards.

Unclviny

Pretty solid ranking imo. But which is more perverted: shitting on someone or being shat on? Ejaculating on someone or being ejaculated on? Barfing on someone or getting barfed on? It’s the little details that are going to cause problems with your whole ranking system.

Should the guy that jerks off while licking a pair of hiking boots look down on the dude that jerks off while drinking blood?

Are you seriously limiting this to 10? If I had the time I could get it into triple digits.

Where is voting Republican?

Call me strange, but I think 9 and 10 should be switched.

Well… maybe I could revise it a bit.

  1. Dead. Either by having a non-functioning libido or literally dead.
  2. Asexual - being aroused by yourself and only masturbating.
  3. Any sexual orientation towards the same or opposite sexes/Sodomy
  4. Voyeurism/Viewing Pornography
  5. Exhibitionism/Making Pornography
  6. BDSM/Simulated Rape/Consensual Torture/Vampirism
  7. Bukkake/Scat/Vomit
  8. Bestiality/Incest/Necrophilia
  9. Groping/Flashing
  10. Real Rape/Real Torture
  11. Murdering for Pleasure/Pedophilia.

I guess I originally put murder over pedophilia because I remember discussing this with people at work and we all concluded we’d rather someone molest our children than kill them, but we all agreed that in the end the criminal who did it would be dead by our own hands.

I guess really there both equally horrible so they can share the 10 spot.

Feel free to make your own lists… I’m sure you guys know of stuff I’ve never heard of.

:dubious: That’s quite a cheery workplace conversation.

Really? Flashing is worse than necrophelia? :dubious: So, those young women in New Orleans flashing their tits for beads are worse than necropheliacs?

There is an 11. There were those two men from Germany who hooked up on a message board for one of them to get killed and eaten by the other for sexual pleasure. They met and fried up and ate the doomed partner’s penis after it was cut off before the chef had to say goodbye to his new friend and do the always unthankful and messy job of butchering enough meat for weeks worth of lunches. It caused a problem in the German legal system because it wasn’t completely clear what was done was illegal at first. It was a consensual killing. Oddly enough, one of our fellow Dopers (I forget who), knew the person that got eaten fairly well as a consultant and said he was a very smart and seemingly normal person.

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This one goes to 11!
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I agree with Cerowyn. Flashing is worse than necrophilia?

Groping and flashing really worse than bestiality, scat, incest and necrophilia? really? i would have put that under voyeurism.

And I would put sodomy at a 3 or 4. That’s the problem with ranking perversions- one man’s perversion is another’s no-big-deal.

I don’t think incest fits in with bestiality and necrophilia, unless it’s like uncle and niece or something awful.

I think incest fits in just fine with bestiality and necrophilia.

Check out this map about The lands of human sexuality, then re-examine the scale.

At mardis gras when women flash it’s because they know the people around them aren’t going to be offended.

With necrophilia no one gets hurt… well assuming no one finds out. While with groping and flashing… it can be a traumatizing and humiliating experience.

I guess I should change it to trench coat flasher.

I guess on the same coin forced exposure would be on there.

As far a incest. Again it doesn’t guarantee one partner involved will be hurt, though it’s possible, but then that is just rape/molestation which falls into the other categories.

  1. Dead. Either by having a non-functioning libido or literally dead.
  2. Asexual - being aroused by yourself and only masturbating.
  3. Any sexual orientation towards the same or opposite sexes/Sodomy
  4. Voyeurism/Viewing Pornography
  5. Exhibitionism/Making Pornography
  6. BDSM/Simulated Rape/Consensual Torture/Vampirism
  7. Bukkake/Scat/Vomit
  8. Bestiality/Incest/Necrophilia
  9. Molestation/Groping/Forced Exposure/Trench Coat Flashing
  10. Real Rape/Real Torture
  11. Murdering for Pleasure/Pedophilia

Well I think it comes down to Murdering for Pleasure. What about Cannibalism though, where would you put that in the list. Assuming it’s not done out of Necessity.

Wow, thanks for that; I’m surprised I’ve never seen it before. And yes, I’m going through it with . . . done that . . . done that . . . done that . . . .