As seen in the National Enquirer, 3/4/03…
You don’t have to be Dr. Dolittle to understand what your dog is saying. When you pooch barks, you can translate his message into ordinary speech thanks to a new $120 gadget that’s really something to howl about…
Bowlingual’s thoughtful creators have even built in a “Bow Wow Diary” to record your dog’s day when you’re away, so you can come home to the message: “I had a great time playing with the tennis ball today!”
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Jeez Oh Pete! This ranks right up there with the pet psychic!
Wonder what it tells you your dog is saying while he’s humping your leg? :eek:
>>Wonder what it tells you your dog is saying while he’s humping your leg?<<
“Oh yeah. Who’s your doggie? Who’s your doggie?”
“Rough? I don’t know, you’ve been pitching that all night.”
(speaking into a machine) Hi, Horse!
**<Machine>: ** (translating) Neigh!
**A Horse: ** (in reply) Neigh!
**<Machine>: ** (translating) Hi, human!
I wrote about this elsewhere online earlier this month.
I don’t need to spend $120 on a dog collar. I know exactly what my dog is thinking 90% of the time. It’s usually something along the lines of, “Ball! Ball! Ball! Is she getting the ball? Is she gonna throw it? Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Oh boy! She threw it! I’m gonna get it! I’m getting the ball! I’m getting the…oh, look, a squirrel!”
FarSide where Doctor Someone or other invents a Dog translator, goes around the neighborhood to finally decode what all the dogs are saying… 15 dogs in the panel are saying, “Hey!”
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This leash demeans us both!
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