The Earl of Cardigen must watch MTV
"*He is currently being evicted from his nine-bedroom house by its owner, the Earl of Cardigan, because of his squalid living conditions.
The drive is reportedly littered with empty tins, bottles and beer cans, graffiti is scrawled on the walls, the floor is covered with rubbish and white powder and the halls are filled with overflowing litter trays from Pete’s 13 cats.
The earl said: “It’s high time Mr Doherty found somewhere else to live. Enough is enough. We have had quite a few problems with him.*”
This man is absolutely insane. It’s really worrying. It makes me a little uncomfortable that the media is exploiting his situation like that–except I find it pretty entertaining, so I can ignore my guilt. He does need psychiatric help, though.
Insane, yes. Psychoactive drug-induced psychosis would be my guess. Poor addled fuck.
I always thought… Hey, wasn’t there a rash of break ins at stars homes in the past couple years? And those places had security systems in place. People snuck in dressed as staff at parties or just got hired there in the first place.
Why would anyone want to say “Here’s what I got, here’s where it is, and I’m so famous that it won’t be hard to hit the place while I’m doing a concert on the other coast of the nation.”
oops… and on edit realize this guy doesn’t have 3 Mercedes in the garage, a pool, and a massive entertainment system.
This guy? He could leave the door wide open and nobody would steal anything.