:eek: I certainly hope you haven’t become it, for your husband’s sake. Otherwise he may be in for a surprise… 
Tender pieces of fried pork with either boiled or fried yucca.
Add some Chili-Peppers and lemmon… yummy!
Just not those peppers! 
I just bought me some Pecker Peppers on Ebay.
A recently retired friend of mine is a gardening maniac, with half of the garden dedicated to different varieties of peppers. Maybe he can cross-polinate some of the gargantuan Anaheim peppers he grows with these to create the John Holmes Magnum CapsiCum.
I wish him luck. 
What woman wouldn’t like to see her man’s face as she chopped into one of these?
WHACK! “Wanna taste?” :eek: HA!
OTTOMH (I could be wrong here) None of the Aztec, Inca, Maya, Olmec, Toltec etc were into circumcision. For those times when you wanted to make a special blood offering and/or enter the spirit world, you could make a cut in your penis and rapidly pull a strip of bark through.
There’s a story of Tezcatlipoca that involves his disguising himself as a chili seller and walking into town. He’s decided to walk around naked. Upon seeing his penis (his actual penis, not one of the vegetables) a princess falls in love (or at least lust) with him.
Whence the pecker pepper? WAG-A mutation was noticed and helped along so that the pepper could be used as a talisman. Mystical phallic symbols can be found the world over. We can add ‘dried pecker pepper’ to the list.