Brought to you via the good folks at Ebay.
Dangit! Ebay.
Wow, that’s… wow. I don’t even want to know how this variety of pepper came about.
Awesome!
And I always messed up the rhyme as a child, and it always came out as “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers”. I was a stammerer when not saying tongue twisters, so being forced to do it in class was cruel. Or was I? I’d like to believe, now, that instead, I was a visionary. A seer. A prophet. Take that, grade 3 English class. Laugh at me, will you? Prostrate in petrified perplexity before me, and my powerful pickled pecker, picked and pickled by Peter Pecker!
What would be fun would be to give them to someone in an innocuous looking seed package and wait for their reaction when they begin to grow…
I was thinking exactly that! I have a friend who loves to grow his own food – hmmmm.
Not a fan of hot peppers (I only like the sweet ones, really), but even if I were, I don’t think I could eat that. I’d feel like I’m mutilating someone. They’re better just to admire.
I had a little garden at my previous apartment, and I had these little gourds growing. They always had funky shapes, and naturally, one of them was a pleasant peachy colour and looked very much like a penis - and it had two lumps on the bottom, so it looked like balls. I had washed it and left it on the counter when my husband came home and I heard him call my name.
Him: “What the hell is that?”
Me: “A squash. It likes you.”
Him: long pause “Oh, grow up!” stomps off
[Baldrick] It’s a pepper shaped like a thingy [/Baldrick]
I bet that’s just a mutant pepper. I bet if you bought the seeds they wouldn’t all look like that.
So, I’m guessing you didn’t see the pictures on the auction that feature upwards of twenty of these things?
Since the description labels them as “ornamental” it looks like that’s the intent.
D’oh. Guess I should have read the text in addition to looking at the pretty pictures.
Me= :wally
How I could miss a couple dozen dick-shaped peppers is beyond me.
Although they’re ornamental, the heat index looks respectable. Now there are two reasons to dare someone to put one of these in their mouth.
“Come on, hon, eat your veggies.”
Do you suppose any of those peppers would fit into a
How many different ways can I say, “EW … caugh yucca!”
Looks like it could also be “Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers”.
So, are there no circumcised Pickled Pepper Penises?
That seals it. I am a visionary. (See post #4) 
Wow. Apparently you can forsee penis ensuing.
:eek:
I have become my art.