Slutty Green Pepper

Having loved and eaten and grown green Peppers my whole life, I’m well acquainted with pregnant peppers, little mutant peppers growing inside.I just grabbed a nice ripe red one out of my Aerogarden for a sausage sandwich.

First time in my life I have ever seen a Pepper with 4 babies inside, I had just assumed 1 was the max because that ws a i had seen And they are mini ones for the Garden, not some giant ass Pepper. I wonder if the breeding to get them smaller made them more inside fertilization or something.

Ohh well momma tasted great. i skipped the kids because they were a sad pale color, and I figured they wouldn’t have any flavor.

uh oh… world domination of red peppers imminent, they’re spawning :eek:

And there I was thinking this thread was about your costume for Halloween.

Pepper fetuses?!

I think you have just ruined me eating any peppers for quite awhile.
Thanks.

Honey if that’s all it take you might want to avoid talking about eggs.

When I saw this thread, I first thought of Edward Weston’s photographs of green peppers - like this one- which are very sensuous and some would argue sensual - but perhaps not slutty :wink:

Oh yeah…when I saw a TV show with that Filipino delicacy - Balut - with fertilized duck embryos - I thought I was going to throw up.

Me too. Guess we are stuck with watermelons and bananas.