… is on-line, of course. And it has been started by a Japanese man, of course.
Apparently, the petition has over 1000 signatures.
This is hilarious. How can you ensure monogamy with a fictional character? Would you have to pay the creator for exclusive rights? Would the creator be next of kin? How would the mechanisms of sex work in a 2D world, or between a 3D person and a 2D character, other than cutting holes in the paper?
My favourite quote from is this: