The other night, I was wrestling around in the Jello-Pit and I started thinking about how lonely the holidays are. At my school, we have a Fall Carnival every year, and each class runs a booth to raise money. When I was in 8th grade, our booth was the marriage booth. People came, and we gave them a little certificate, two fake rings, and performed a little ceremony…and pronounced them man and wife. We always had a joke that we should have a divorce booth too, but I won’t be the one to start that.
Here’s my plan: One person(male or female) can virtually propose to another person(male or female) in this thread, or elsewhere. After that, its simple. Email me, or post in this thread that you want to be married. And I’ll make a post,pronouncing you man and wife. Simple as that, you are virtually married. You can add into your sig: Virtual Husband/Wife of [SDMB Member Name]. Maybe this will work, maybe it won’t. Hopefully, it will be fun.
~Lisa
Cool! How original! Its never been done before.
Can we marry multiple persons?
If not, I’ll just take sk8rixtx. Heehee… 
I’m glad you like the idea. You can marry as many people as you want. Same sex marriages are not only allowed, but encouraged, and yes, you can marry a minor. The only thing I ask is that the people getting married both consent to it. Any takers? ~Lisa
Lessee…
I’ll take Dire Wolf. Anybody that prounces himself my Personal Plaything in his sig line deserves it.
and I think I have to marry Nocturne now.
OMG!
Arden Ranger, wanna make good on your statement and get hitched?
After the Unspeakable things in the jello pit, I think we have to. 
I’d be honored
We are gathered here today, to pronounce Arden_Ranger and Nocturne wife, and well, wife.
We are also gathered to pronounce Arden_Ranger and Dire Wolf wife, and um, wolf.
And we can’t forget ssskuggiii and sk8rixtx, husband and wife. I think?
:: Throws rice ::
Have a great honeymoon! And please remember to add this to your sig, if you want. ~Lisa
Hey! You marry me without me even being here?
Well, OK, and for the record…
I accept!
Considering that I’m…
He’s such an animal
Hey Angel, great idea.
Speaking as your offical plaything, will you marry me?
Awww, Corvus. Thats the sweetest thing. I think I’m gonna cry, now. I was secretly hoping you’d ask, I was gonna start dropping hints soon. Of course I’ll marry you. Can I call you Sweetie and other pet names? Oh wait, I do that already. ~Lisa
Woohoo!!!
She said Yes!
We are gathered here today to join together in virtual matrimony, AngelD112, and Corvus. I now pronounce you husband and wife. ::Tosses bouquet, while Corvus slides off garter and tosses it. :: Time for our Honeymoon!
:: DW & AR throw rice, jell-o, and some of this sticky popcorn to appease the Gods Of Fertility ::
“Time for our Honeymoon!”
The four sweetest words in the english language
I think it’s going to ba a long night…
Hey, Nocturne and DW? I think we should marry Mauvaise. Lord knows after what’s gone on in the jello pit, we’d have to in most states.
Mauvaise, will you marry me?
I will marry you all!
(I know, I’m overly ambitious)