…to myself 
Ok the first marriage was cool, but now IMO it’s getting lame. It seems like everyone in MPSIMS is getting virtually married and having these wedding threads. Seems like overkill to me. Anyone else feel the same sentiment? It’s just like the “Ask The …” threads that took over GD and MPSIMS a few months ago. Flame me if you like, but I think some of these trends get annoying.
I agree completely, Silo. In fact, I think you’re pretty cool. Will you marry me? 
Can I be your flowergirl, Drain?
Hey…
HEY!!!
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, one week, four days, 1 hour, 26 minutes and 37 seconds.
7762 cigarettes not smoked, saving $970.30.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes.
I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!*
What Drain Bead said. Howz about a three-way?
I read part of Crunchy’s thread, and part of Anthracite’s thread, but have been avoiding the rest. What’s next, virtual divorce threads?
How odd. I was just coming over here to make a subject on this, but I figured someone must have made one.
I’m frankly getting sick of it. Maybe I’m just saying this since no one in their right mind would want to marry me on here, but I dunno, seems like another attention-getting device (oh, don’t even get me started on “attention”, hehe).
It’s just like those crush lists and laminated things: always leaving people out. Like high school cliques.
I felt like I needed a break from “drop-dead serious, life-altering, angst-ridden, multiple-flaming-running-away-from-the-board-in-tears” threads.
It’s not the first “fad”, and it certainly will not be the last. I tend to find it more wholesome than threads like “what’s the most disgusting thing you can do?” or “Guess what I found in the toilet?”
Anyways, Welf. I won’t offer to marry you because 1) You’re underage, 2) You’re heterosexual, and 3) I wouldn’t have a chance with someone as desireable as yourself…
I, for one, haven’t read a single one - and don’t plan to, either. What Anthracite said. It’s a fad that will go away eventually.
Hmmm. Maybe I’ll go start an “Ask the Smeghead” thread…
I would marry you…but Satan’d be kickin’ my ass in hell for eternity.
You say that as if it wouldn’t have happened otherwise…
Hehe, I guess I’m going to hell anyways…so let’s get married!
Why don’t we just combine all those threads into one and have a great big Moonie type wedding?
This way those of us that prefer to avoid those threads can do so as efficiently as possible and the “weddings” are also taken care of as efficiently as possible.
Oh and each bride and groom (virtually speaking) will be required to have one big orgy honeymoon so we don’t have to hear about the virtual sex they have in their virtual destinations except located in one thread and those of us that don’t want to see it can easily bypass it.
I hope they all live virtually happy ever after but fer God’s sake I wish these threads would go away.
NOW, if we were to have a wedding on here I would prefer it to be those who are really in love, aka Drainy and Satan, that is tolerable.
:rolleyes:
Just remember, once you are virtually married, no more virtual blow-jobs !!
Personally, this whole mess is making me virtually sick to my virtual stomach.
Bleck.
Glad to see I’m not thing only one who thinks this is lame (and I only posted to Anthracite’s lesbian wedding thread because … well … they’re lesbians!). At least the “Ask the x” threads were about something. This, along with the old “I’ve got a crush on you” threads, simply reeks of high school. Hell, I wouldn’t even give them that much credit. Junior high school. C’mon, how many times can you post “OOH! OOH! Let me be the bridesmaid!” before you realize how stupid you sound?
I’ll second techchick’s idea to combine all of this nonsense into one thread. And while they’re at it, they can take all the silly sex threads and combine them into one.
If you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to go stick my virtual index finger in the back of my virtual throat.
Silo said:
Yer mother wears Army boots.
But is she gonna wear the boots to the wedding? Won’t that look a bit odd with a Mother Of The Bride Outfit?
I want to reply to several things and, being that this is the Pit (last time I checked, although when I’ve posted in here before I have inexplicably been told to “be nice” and “lay off”…the fuck?), I shall.
porcupine: What’s next, virtual divorce threads?
Gods, we can only hope. Except the fucking flirt patrol would probably hijack THOSE, too.
Welfy: I’m frankly getting sick of it. Maybe I’m just saying this since no one in their right mind would want to marry me on here, but I dunno, seems like another attention-getting device (oh, don’t even get me started on “attention”, hehe).
It’s just like those crush lists and laminated things: always leaving people out. Like high school cliques.
Oh, what the hell ever. You’re on list after list after list, and you’re one of the “I have to hijack this thread for a second to get another point toward my flirting wings” folk. I could see your pique if you left them alone or never got mentioned or never participated…but you’re like the guy at the kegger taking the moral high ground because he ONLY had eight beers.
(told y’all I wasn’t making any friends here)
Anthracite: I felt like I needed a break from “drop-dead serious, life-altering, angst-ridden, multiple-flaming-running-away-from-the-board-in-tears” threads.
YOU…I think are fine, actually. Your posts generally are rare enough in this type of thread (including the one you started) and well-thought-out enough to NOT be automatically under the “enough is enough” thread. And honestly, I only didn’t post to your thread at all because I had nothing to add. You’re a kick in the rubber parts, baby. I don’t think you have a thing to worry about.
techchick68: I hope they all live virtually happy ever after but fer God’s sake I wish these threads would go away.
Oh please…please…PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE god on HIGH, tell me I can post a reply like this next time techhie goes off on a “the world hates me, you all hate me, I’m picking up my toys and going home” kick again, without having half the board jump on my ass. Oh please please please…I’ll even stop smoking again. GODS, hear me, PLEASE! Off-topic? Only a little bit, dollface; only a little bit.
Primaflora: But is she gonna wear the boots to the wedding? Won’t that look a bit odd with a Mother Of The Bride Outfit?
Well…I left on my wedding dress but wore hiking boots under it throughout my reception. I have pictures. If I had worn those goddamned pumps through the reception I wouldn’t have been able to walk for two weeks. I think the lime green socks were a nice accent, too. I think as long as she makes sure the MOTB is wearing good, sturdy Docs, she should be fine. Everything goes with Docs.
I know I’m not well-liked, and I don’t crave affection from people in the ether, so any of you are welcome to loathe me.
Hamadryad, have I told lately you that I love you? ANd not in the sarcastic, countervening-what-you-just-said-by-mocking-you way, but in the I-respect-you-for-telling-it-like-it-is way.
Glad to see this is getting old in multiple places! Just because I’ve never been the first to post something then have someone else do it again a few days later, check this thread for some earlier thoughts on this: No more weddings!
And yes, I realize that some of y’all that posted here also posted there, but I just think it goes to show the commonality of thought.
Kudos,Silo
::TS wanders off, muttering to himself “Did I just say ‘Kudos’?!”::
of course, given his latest job offer, David B would have to do the ceromony
D&R
