I'm Getting Virtually Married!!!!!

Hmmmmm…

Those threads dont interest me, I havent opened them…

I figgered this one would be different, so I opened it.

I got to go with Hammy here, well said my dear!

But even more so, I would like to say how totally tired I am of a few people trying to dictate how everyone else should act:
Dont post that crap, its boring, its gross, its too personal, its too nasty, its too redundant… ad nauseum…infiniti…

But I suppose telling people NOT to tell people what to post is the same as what I am complaining about.

Whatever.

I just know that I wont start posting in latin becasue a half dozen posters declare it ‘cool’ to do so. I value individuality and freedom of expression too much to conform If virtual marriage, or laminated lists make you happy, go for it. If preaching and forcing people to get along does it for you, have at it.

Whatever floats your boat.

Hamadryad, where shall I send that drink?

It’s not that the marriages are “cliquish” or “high school” - It’s more of a kindergarten thing, really.

The upside, we can only pray, is that the legions of newlyweds will be so wrapped up in each other, they will stop jumping into every thread to flirt with everything in sight once they take their vows.

The best part of virtual weddings is the fact that if you want a divorce, you just hit the “DELETE” key!

I’m buying that second drink for you! :smiley:

Actually, I’m not on “list after list”, but it doesn’t bother me anymore. And I’ve already been told by iampunha that I’m not flirty (I think he was just insulted that I wasn’t flirting with him when he IMed me once). And I barely post on marriage and crush threads. I did post to Una’s because I found it interesting and different from the other threads. (Una, no offense taken by you not wanting to marry me, but we can be friends, right?)

I like those threads (but then, I like just about everything, so I don’t count).

So Silo, when’s the big day?

[Welfy, who is the spider in your sig? May I be the spider in your sig, pleeeaaasse?]

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[I like your posts Hamadryad, although I don’t always agree with you. But what fun would it be if everyone always thought alike?]

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Welfy flirt, let alone do so egregiously. You sure you’re not waxing vitriolic against the wrong poster, Hama?

Lux, thanks for seeing it my way! That’s, like, so cool of you! giggles like a schoolgirl Maybe we should get married!!

(the above was said in sarcasm; the real Welfy would not be saying such things, not to say that she isn’t extremely grateful for being defended by Lux)

And Spider Woman, of course that’s you mentioned in my sig! What other spider would it be?

See you at Silo’s virtual un-wedding! Maybe we’ll sit together. What are you going to bring as a gift? I like to decorate things with lots of nice, silvery webs.

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It’s possible I was wrong.

But this: you’re like the guy at the kegger taking the moral high ground because he ONLY had eight beers.
…was still a good line.

<back into the wings>

What a nice surprize.

I was sure the next virtual wedding would be a threesome or foursome.

But a UNI-Couple wedding? That’s really stretching the envelope!

Way to go. Hope you and yourself are always happy together!:smiley:

Yeah, I’ll agree it’s a good line.

Spider, I think I’ll bring a big tacky candy dish for Silo.

I think I’ll bring the tacky candy.

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And I’ll try not to make loud tacky candy smacking noises during the ceremony.

Well, if memory serves, I was the first one to get virtually engaged in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32876

and continued briefly in this vewry short one:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32898

and I’m sorry. It was just a little throw away joke by Noctunre in a threaad by Nocturne, so it wasn’t even technically a hijack.

But here we are now with these things all over the place.

I don’t know, I hate the endless flirting but at least these threads vacuum it all up into one place, which is a lot better than throwing it all over the board.

So, the same way I don’t open threads by skuggi or hypergirl, or threads with their names in the title, I now don’t open threads with the phrase “virtually married” in the title.

On the other hand, these do drive other threads off the front page. So possibly a truly interesting and thought-provoking or fun MPSIMS/IMHO thread is replaced by the same 6 people talking about their underwear in new and increasingly pathetic ways.

–John

Welfy, will you be my date to the virtual wedding? I know it is weird and all, being at a wedding and flirting and whatnot. But I will protect you from the sheer monstrosity of Silo’s package!

Welfy, you have every right to not be flirty on the boards. That’s what IM is for between the two of us. And you only live 8 hours away.

So when should I pick you up, and should we get Satan to preside over the wedding?

I hate these damn marriage threads too.

I want to sit with her too. I hope you don’t mind spiders. And of course none of us would ever flirt.

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Exactly!

You will not. :smiley:

I suppose I can accompany you to it, just as long as I get to wear my long-sleeved gown with the high neckline. Yes, you can protect me from Silo. We must not make any eye contact or have any touching in any way, unless there is dancing at the reception.

Agreed. Why can’t other people keep their flirting in IM boxes?

Yeah, Satan’s a nice guy; bring him along. You can pick me up whenever, unless I have play practice.

Will you marry me, red dragon? I’m sure Ray won’t mind. :rolleyes:

Silo, hands off! You are getting married to Rosie Palms!

Welfy, the dress will just add to your foxiness. Grrowwl!

And I am sure Ray won’t mind. Ever seen Braveheart? I am a noble, I can do it anyway :slight_smile: