Petition to rename Return of the King to something less Elvis

I’m surprised that this site didn’t also mention that a lot of the characters speak Elvish, which is clearly intended to rip off the name of Elvis.

It isn’t quite as good as the one for the Two Towers though I suppose it settles once and for all whether the Two Towers protest was a troll or not.

How about The Hobbits Strike Back?

Like the King himself once sang, “Treat me like a fool…”

That wasn’t as funny as the TTT protest. Kinda weak, IMHO.