I humbly submit Quetzalcoatl, San Jose’s steaming pile of crap.
OK, I could see how you might innocently get a phallic-looking shrub. But, what is up with the nipples on the lower bushes? Or are those supposed to be lumpy testicles?
So, now we not only have to protect “the children”, but “the older folks” as well? Why? So they don’t get jealous?
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
The Order of the Garden?
Does the Queen Elizabeth rose bestow that honor?
jayjay
I swear there is a house about a mile down the road from me that used to have an eight foot columnar arvitae flanked by two three foot high globe arborvitae. This was on the broad side off the house and illuminated by a floodlight.
I had driven past them many times without a second glance until one day my daughter said, you know those look just like a penis. By god she was right.
Arborvitae can grow pretty quickly and as they grew, so did other people’s curiosity. People began to slow down and point and even pull up in the drive and take pics. Unfortunatley I was not one of them.
I guess the people must have finally noticed because those shrubs were cut down and replaced with a Japanese maple. It does look better but sometimes I kind of miss the old boys.
Ummm has anybody seen the lube… 
LOL