Phew! Finally we can all relax.

That’s right, you heard it hear first, or second, or third, nevermind, you heard it here! War has been averted, as reported in this Reuters story . Sadam, followed the initiative suggested by France:

Are you as relieved as I am?

Of course, “raqi” should read “Iraqi”. Crap. Carry on.

is he going to hold an amnesty so that sheepish citizens can turn in their Weapons of Mass Destruction without fear of punishment?

Crap, so what am I supposed to do with all this duct tape and plastic sheeting now?

lets build a boat!

Save your protective devices, we’re probably going to war with Korea. That’s all they talk about here now.

We’ve always been at war with Eastas … er, Korea!

Sounds like a perfect Dopefest to me!