Pity the poor inmate here in Bangkok who shoved a cellphone up his rectum to smuggle it in, only to be discovered when it started ringing. 
Story here, along with one or two other rectal prison cellphone shenanigans.
> Insert obligatory butt-dialing joke here <
“What’s wrong Bob?”
“I phoned the wrong number by accident, and got the weirdest noises from the other end!”
I don’t care how small it was, a phone is never going up my arse. Intentionally.
Caught out by a ring tone, indeed.
Would have been a good time to set it on vibrate, for several reasons.
Some Thai food can be hot. The ring tone might have been Ring Of Fire.
Odds on it was a wrong number too.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
He must work for my cable company. Every time I call their helpline, I’m connected to some foreign asshole.
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Stick this plastic thing up your butt.
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Jump up and down.
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Pillow fight!
Could you imagine if it had been set on vibrate?
I wonder if he had a web browser open at the time. He might have been googling for “Butthole Surfers.”
A cell phone is most definately a wrong #2.
Am I the only one here who’s impressed the phone got a signal?
What a coincidence, I’d be Sorasit too if I’d stuffed a phone up my butt.