With crowbars!
The preferred term is “a shitstorm” of seagulls.
They will use any tools they can get.
I’ve always wondered where the origin of “murder of crows” came from. I know it means a group of crows, or a flock of crows.
But, if I had to take a guess, the term was proably coined from the post medieval battle fields of Europe during the middle ages.
No one quite knows where the term “murder of crows” comes from; the OED lists its origin as uncertain. The first know use was in 1450. According to the folks over at wordorigins, even that isn’t a primary source - in fact there isn’t a primary source for the phrase at all. It seems to have disappeared from the English language entirely until it resurfaced in the 1930’s, alongside such unlikely collective nouns as an ostentation of peacocks, a parliament of owls, a knot frogs, and a skulk of foxes.
You’re okay if the crow signs a waiver though, right?
Those little peckers will remember your car, too. The one in my neighborhood does anyway… flits away every time I try to run him down.
All this time I thought the OP was talking about cows. Crows: no problem. But cows believe you’re stealing their souls, and that’s no bull.