A couple of humorous “side-lights”, if I might be permitted them, on an overall far-from-funny situation; but often finding something to laugh at, keeps people sane in adverse circumstances…
I’ve seen a photograph (might have been by our friend Zucca, or might not) taken in Paris during the Occupation – showing a German soldier in uniform, with easel and canvas all set up, busily painting a Parisian scene. The guy appears as un-menacing as a member of an occupying military force possibly could: bespectacled, of slight physical build, and looking about twelve years old. Photo shows him painting away, surrounded by middle-aged French ladies looking on with interest. One speculates that if he could understand the comments being made by his audience, he’d be packing his gear up and going back to his barracks, in tears…
And a tale heard, of occupied Paris. Background bit: extremely rude French word, “con” – means literally, female genitalia; has a close parallel in English; calling a person a “con”, implies that they are utterly contemptible and worthless.
A German soldier there, got into the habit of buying the German-language daily newspaper, from a particular French newsagent’s shop, which was presumably under orders to carry and sell said paper. Each day, when he came to get his newspaper, the proprietress glared at him, snatched the money off him, and all-but threw the paper at him, with the words “Tiens voilà, petit con” [There you are, you little ****]. One day, the German asked a French friend, what “con” meant. The friend (one speculates, a French Nazi, but a kindly soul who didn’t want to get his misguided compatriot into trouble) said that it was short for “conquérant” [conqueror] – so the lady was paying the soldier a compliment. Soldier was greatly pleased; on getting his newspaper the next day, after enacting of the daily ritual, he said in his very imperfect French, to the shoplady: “Moi, petit con; Hitler, grand con.”