Just wondering – how do you think an actual physical confrontation between Donald Trump and Joe Biden would go down?
About two seconds of Trump’s impotent bluster before the Secret Service intervenes.
Like many bullies, trump is all bark, so he would most likely avoid a physical confrontation at all costs. But just to go with the hypothetical, Biden is in better physical shape, but trump has sheer weight of bulk on his side. So if trump got in a good roundhouse early on, he might win the fight, but if it went into a minute or two of trading punches, trump would collapse from exhaustion and possibly stroke out.
You are certainly correct about that, but in this hypothetical situation, let’s leave the Secret Service out of it.
I haven’t watched presidential debates in many years, but I would definitely watch if the next debate was cancelled in favor of a bare-knuckle cage match.
Spoilsport. 
OK, goad Trump into rushing Biden, Biden steps aside and lets Trump stumble past. Kind of like a matador and a clumsy bull.
A flight of tequila shooters and a bevvy of Latina hookers would go a long way toward that end.
Roundhouse? He’d slip and fall trying to throw a punch. No, he’d rush Biden and try to knee him in the groin, bite, or gouge an eye. He’d be a nasty, dirty fighter.
Oddly enough, ‘Clumsy Bull’ is one of the topics for the next debate…
Yeah, you’re right, trump’s best bet to win, and first instinct, would be to fight dirty. Plus, even attempting one good roundhouse would probably be enough to cause his blood pressure to spike and blow a gasket.
I’m envisioning the scene from the old Kung Fu series where Kwai Chang Biden has come into a bar and asked for a glass of water. A redneck doesn’t like the look of him and attacks him, he parries him and knocks him to the ground using the elbow of the arm that’s holding the glass of water, without spilling a drop.
What are the rules of engagement here? Does each Secret Service team nominate a champion on behalf of their protectee to continue the brawl, while the two protectees are bundled into two limousines, which then try to run each other off the road on the way to the hospital?
Finally. People are hearing what I’ve been advocating for months. Yes. A good solid punch in his stupid wet mouth is well overdue. Bonus points if Trump bleeds. He looks like a bleeder.
Something like this?
People here are VASTLY overestimating Bidens abilities. He would dodge Trump’s first punch and then reply “Why can’t Black America do this against the cops?”
All Joe has to do is go for the hair.
Just bring a fan.
Right now it would probably be a draw. In five years I’d give the edge to Trump. Prison has a way of making one more comfortable with physical confrontation.
His knees will be unstoppable.
I think Joe would take him. Yeah, he’s older but probably in better shape. Plus, Joe has probably been in a few physical fights in his life. trump has people for that.