I tend to agree, yet one of my favorite scenes is Scotty in command standing beside the Captain’s chair, faceing off a Klingon warship. “Let’s see if he has the belly for it.”
Friday’s Child?
They are so awed at his warrior prowess in battle, that they compose the poems as he is killing them in battle.
As a cite, I suggest you go find “The Ballad Of The Great Warrior of Uuuuhhhhh…”, available wherever quality Klingon audiobooks are sold.
Erm … you’re not a lady, young or old, are you? 'Cause according to most of the women I know, including myself, Picard doesn’t need to flirt. He just needs to open his mouth and say something. Anything. The alphabet, technobabble, the recipe for fried Targ, doesn’t matter. And if he busts out the Shakespeare, oh man. Those twinkling eyes, the commanding presence, the silk Captain’s Pajamas, and the naked torture scenes that show off some mighty nice carved arms… Dude is sex on a stick, way moreso than Kirk, for all the latter’s ripped velour shirts and the 23rd century’s version of hair plugs for men.
The Alphabet, you say? 
Oh dear lord, I totally forgot about that hilarious video when I wrote that! Yet my subconscious must’ve remembered the utter adorableness of it. Thank you, thank you, for reminding me. What a good sport Patrick Stewart is!
I’ve seen that before, and damned if it isn’t funny, but I get the feeling from watching it that he’s singing to Worf. :smack:
2 points man! I was just reading this thread first thing in the morning and that response made me spit coffee on my desk!
Speaking of Star Trek slash pairings…
I think I missed something? Can someone explain “not of the body” please?
Tiz a line from this one
If you’re interested in the concept, check out the SG1 episode “Revisions”
ETA: And on the OP’s question, Picard of course.
Picard is the Matador, Kirk is the bull.
Ah, that explains it. Worf really is a remarkable warrior then. I believe that most Klingons prefer to face foes who fight back during battle.
Still, this probably accounts for Worf’s famous victory over the entire Bajoran Men’s Chorus.
“Worf went to the Tralfamadore Jazz Festival… there were no survivors.”
All together now! You know the words… MOOO-LAAARRRR…
and my plan for world domination takes another step.
Dude, you just disqualified yourself from your own thread. 
And without any freakin’ board or chesspieces.
Not fair! I wasn’t even born until almost 30 years after that movie was made!
Actually that would be 20. apparently I still have a few years to go until I learn basic arithmetic.
He mocks the lawgivers!
Kirk wins easily.
Having cunningly secreted a couple of Tribbles about his person he waits until Picard is off guard and then he rams the annoying little bastards up Jean Lucs arse.
Before you know it…kaboom!! arse explodes and Picard is no more and the universe is covered with brightly coloured dust bunnies and bits of a Star Fleet captain
…on the other hand if Picard manages to enlist the help of “Q”…
It’s an episode of a television series. One that I only saw in reruns a decade after they originally aired.
Guy with advanced ‘disapearing’ machine wins.