Pick a Doper, any Doper...

The hamsters are having a really bad day. For whatever reason, you can only read the threads (past or present) started by one person, until the exercise wheel is oiled and the wood shavings are replaced. Who do you read?

I think I would probably pick QtM. Never a dull moment being a prison doc.

I’d pick myself, since I’d already be interested in any thread I post in.

If that’s not allowed, then I choose Scylla back in his storytelling days.

Ah, but it’s not the posts, it’s the OP.

Skald the Rhymer. Some funny, some dramatic, all interesting.

Definitely Skald. Or Sampiro.

Sampiro. Definitely.

The only name I search is that of a distant relative of mine (we both have the same mother and father) so probably him - he’s always in good threads, and Skald second.

TLDRFTWETCETCETC – I missed a lot of his nonsense, and I’m in a Pit-reading mood today.

Any other day, I’m sure I’d have a different answer.

Handy.

I’d choose quantity over quality if I’m trying to kill time.