I’d vote for him.
Dave Barry.
Howard Stern. He can make stuttering John the press secretary
He organizes a “Dave Barry for president” campaign every election, right?
Or, even funnier, John the Stutterer.
Agreed. Just imagine the speeches he would make. No matter what they where about, you’d just know things will be allright.
Whoever is President, Jon Stewart for press secretary. Because you just know his press conferences would consists of clips of the opposition saying and doing looney things while Jon mugs and wisecracks.
And Stephen Colbert for President. Because nobody will mess with him … no telling what he will do.
Beaten to the punch.
Jesse Ventura. Just because he’d give half the population of America heart attacks. And half the world’s leaders would crap their pants.
He does have experience as a state governor.
Tom Selleck.
Because besides the fact that I like his politics, how cool would it be to have Magnum PI as president?
Wesley Snipes, because he would be able to intimidate the baddest world leaders into wetting their pants like little girls on a ghost train ride. Especially with Chuck Norris as his VP.
( You couldn’t give Chuck the #1 's job; he’s dangerous enough as is.)
Lou Ferrigno. Nobody would dare make hm angry, and you couldn’t beat the comedic value of his speeches (I am so going to hell…)
Tim Robbins. The guy who made Bob Roberts just has to be POTUS!
On tonight’s show, her last segment was her delivering a presidential speech - what she wished President Obama had said. And she did it in front of an Oval Office backdrop.
One wonders if she reads the Dope?