I’d like a copy of the Necronomicon.
The little electric-razor looking phaser from the original Star Trek. You can stun, kill, or vaporize ppl/animals/objects. Versatile.
I’d rather have a teleporter/replicator/holodeck/Green Lantern ring/ring of power, but rules and all that. . .
Good one, but you might want to go for that electronic hitchiking thumb instead, or you’re stuck here with all kinds of cool but useless info.
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There went the lamp. Damn, this thing is tricky, I’m gonna take it outside.
Sonic Screwdriver for me!
Dr. McCoy’s pill bottle. (Not that I need a new kidney, or anything, but I figure getting a chemical analysis on the drug, followed by a patent on the same will have me wealthy enough that I can finally afford to buy that tropical island filled with half-naked women I’ve always dreamed of.) 
Can I have that little toy airplane that Kate has an obsession with on Lost?
Because it obviously allows one to have sex with Josh Holloway and Matthew Fox, and I am sooooo in.
Xena’s Chakram so I can also get a hot blond girlfriend.
But you’ll have to wear one of those metal skirts.
A Death Note from the eponymous series.
Even better!
A sonic screwdriver
The Weather Wizard’s wand. I can make it sunny every day! Moreover, maybe help people down south with their hurricane problems, or put out fires?
Well, I work with small children and am studying to become a junior high English teacher, which means I clearly should not be trusted with weapons, lest I use them on my colleagues or, worse, my young charges. So as tempting as a light saber or a blaster would be, I’m afraid I need to go for something tamer. Can I have a fire lizard? A blue one?
There was this one early 20th century weapon that shot radiation that would instantly kill you. I think it was used by Duran Duran.
:dubious:…You already own one, don’t you?
Well a hand phaser would be pretty damn useful, but I think I’d go for Nessus’s Tasp from Ringworld.
It would not only be great fun at parties, but would probably make me both rich and invincible…
Gimme the Babelfish!
Fulfilling my old dream of speaking and understanding every language ever known!
A chunk of Atmosphereum. It may make actual advances in the field of science.
After that…hmmm, is there anything like the Star Trek “Dermal Regenerator” that’s more versatile, or at least works on nerve tissue? I mean, there’s a lot of good I could do with that…or creative pranks. Like sneaking up on militant Deaf culturalists, and restoring their hearing to peak “normal,” or even superhuman levels. 
From D&D, a Ring of Regeneration.
[sub]Was there ever a “Ring of Immunity to vener . . . er, I mean, infectious disease”?[/sub]