Piees of shit who can't read the F#ckin' question!

[heater]

Actually, I think he’s channelling Triumph, so it’d be “When come back breeng piees of sheet”

[sub]I keed, I keed[/sub]

[Ilsa_Lund]

@gluteus maximus

I believe you’ve seen me warn other reclining sacks of shit about bringing my sainted mother into discussions about anything other than Mother’s Day… so just go back to licking your hemorhoids, and no more whining about how the Preparation H dulls your tastebuds, OK?

Oh, well why don’t you take that spiky double ended dildo out of your ass and come over HERE and say that, you goat felching, shit eating, ass for a hat piece of liquid duck turd?

[caphis]

@12 parsecs from home

Wow a personal attack, and I think in relation to this thread however I don’t recall personally attacking anyone, maybe it’s just my interpretation but I thought the OP was pitting himself because of this thread instead. An easy mistake to make especially for one who uses terms like “asshatted fucktard” I guess.

…whoosh?

[gluteus_maximus]

@Ilsa_Lund

Oh, well why don’t you take that spiky double ended dildo out of your ass and come over HERE and say that, you goat felching, shit eating, ass for a hat piece of liquid duck turd?

Ha!

You are SO jealous (I mean envious, of course!) !!!
I mean… wait a minute…

Ha! I am SO jealous that I don’t have your spiky double-ended tongue in my ass, too!

Also, you fucking STOLE ‘goat-felching’ from Coldfire! I know! Because I searched, and that’s the earliest use of the term on the SDMB that the SEARCH function would give me! So, fucking THERE!
Besides, who ever heard of ducks having solid stool, anyway, Mr. Biologist?
So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold!

[Airman_Doors_USAF]

@gluteus maximus

So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold!

Is that you, mom?

[gluteus_maximus]

@Airman Doors

Is that you, mom?

Don’t you ‘mom’ me!

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times… it’s

Mommy, Dearest!

By the way; you’re grounded until Halloween.

[Ilsa_Lund]

@gluteus maximus

Ha!

You are SO jealous (I mean envious, of course!) !!!
I mean… wait a minute…

Ha! I am SO jealous that I don’t have your spiky double-ended tongue in my ass, too!

Also, you fucking STOLE ‘goat-felching’ from Coldfire! I know! Because I searched, and that’s the earliest use of the term on the SDMB that the SEARCH function would give me! So, fucking THERE!
Besides, who ever heard of ducks having solid stool, anyway, Mr. Biologist?
So, you can just take your envious, jealous, thieving, redundant, hemorhoid-licking, Preparation H-huffing, jism-snorting, Nazi-hating, Grape-Nuts-enema-loving, hyphen-dropping, wishing-you-were-here-where-I-am-so-I-could-stick-my-pointy-toed-boot-toe-in-your-ass-so-you-could-lick-my-shit-heeled-boot-heel pubic dandruff-blizzarding nose, and, and, go whoooosh yourself a new asshole so that you’ll have a nice, shitty place to put the other end of your pointed head when it gets cold!

Well… Well… YOU’RE A BIGGER ONE! POOPYHEAD!

[Coldfire]

12 parsecs, don’t start nonsensical threads like these.