Piercing? Branding? Passé. Now, there's tongue-splitting.

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It’s the ‘individually-prehensile’ bit that gets me…

Eeeewww…that looks so disgusting.

However, I’m guessing there are some um…added…“benefits”?

:wink:

Cooooooool… though I’d make mine more snake like.

Yeah, that’s really not a new occurrence in the Mod community. However, if you think that’s extreme, I wouldn’t go googling ‘meatotomy’ then either.

XJETGIRLX … WHY WHY WHY did you tell us not to google that?!?

That is the most revolting… shudder oh my… I was almost sick.

To be fair, she did tell you not to Google that.

Everyone knows that telling someone not to do something really makes us wish to do it.

:eek: Oh my EYES!!!

May I just ask-what the hell is the POINT??? (meatology, that is…)

Damned if I know. I told you not to look.

Oh dear. I just know I’m going to google that when I get home…

Damn…Damn…Damn…

You realize how extremely difficult it is to NOT go to Google now??

Arghhhhh!!!
Stop, fingers…Stop!
No…don’t do it…sit on your hands, fool!

Oh hell…here I go…

:smiley:

Oh, cool! I read about that in a fantasy book one time. Some kid had his tongue split so he could play this double-flute thing. I never thought it’d work in real life!

I picked up a body mod magazine the other day, just out of curiosity. Some people are crazy.

And I googled meatotomy. The first page had no pictures, but a description. I’m satisfied now.

Meatotomy? I think a friend back in Carolina described it as…

Jest lahk a hot-dawg split down th’ middle!

twitch whimper

I googled.

shudder

I merely read the spoiler… that was enough.

twitch whimper shudder

Lispers of the world unite!

(My tongue is intact and I already have a little lisp, kind of like when Tobey Maguire says “I’m sssthpiderman!”)

The pictures…my god…oh…lord. I think I even surprised Catalyst when sending him a link. It’s hard to surprise him when it comes to these things, ain’t it, buddy? :wink:

I still want to know what the point of that is? I mean, would it enhance sex-or would it make it more difficult?

<Googles>

Excuse me, won’t you?

<runs to the SDMB Ladies’ Room to vomit up her evening repast>

Does anyone have an Altoid?