I live in the home of buffets, Las Vegas.
What is so difficult to understand?
First of all, you CAN go back…so why in the hell do you have a plate 14 inches high, with mashed potatoes, watermellon, apple pie and spareribs on the same plate?
Why do you slap the food on the plate like there is no tomorrow, and then leave it mostly untouched when you leave?
Why do you have to eat off the plate, while you are walking around the buffet, and smack your lips and lick off your fingers?
Dudes…I’m Gay and even I get grossed out seeing you walk through a buffet wearing only a tank top with your hairy armpits reaching over the pasta!
Also, I too smoke, but smashing cigarettes into the last of your 14 inch plate of mashed potatoes is just gross.
And to you parents, fuck you for letting your little kids (3 and 4 year olds) go by themself to the dessert bar and over-induldge, lick the bottom of the ice cream machine and drop food all over the floor.