Pill Capsules filled with a very special ingredient.

Not far from the truth. If any of the babies have mad cow disease it’ll be like a reverse zombie plague where you become mad by eating the zombie’s brains.

I hate swallowing capsules. They should offer a liquid version.

Baby oil?

If you’re eating a balanced diet, it isn’t necessary to supplement.

These pills will have you saying, “Ooooooh, baby!”

As long as the main ingredient is from organically raised, free-range babies, I don’t care. I’m sick of that tofu imitation baby.