Pilot Dopers: Help me find a strange item.

Hello pilots and cronies!

My dad made his solo flight today. He sent me this hysterical e-mail about it that went something like this:

I thought it would be hilarious to send him a pair of boxers or regular shorts with airplanes on them. Or even some with clouds 'n stuff. Any ideas where I might find such a thing? Your help is much appreciated!


I wonder if the little airports have gift shops, and I wonder if they would have that item? Maybe…

How about these?


Try these:


or these:


or these:

While we’re at it, these folks have a gazillion links of airplane-related merchandise: