Well, that’s one approach. Ever venture out?
Your brother is my hero. In fact, I now have mini-crush on him for being cool. See what pink can do…
[Completely random anecdote]
My lovely late-grandfather was very good at giving gifts. It was like he had a sort of formula, so he always got it right. Part of the formula was always buying the pink version for women. It was really funny, and really sweet. Anything pink owned by anyone in our family was obviously a gift from our Opa. He would decide I needed a warm dressing gown: good call, I did. He would go to his go-to department store, the only shop he knew beside bookshops, and he would ask them to bring him a soft, warm, pink dressing gown. There, gift done. My sweet Opa! He got me a fantastic pink luggage set. I get made fun of for it, but I don’t care. It was a present from my Opa. 
I’ll contact Otterbox about a case for my 47-inch TV, but I think it’ll be too expensive, especially after buying a satellite dish, a 10 mile-long extension cord and a double-plug receptacle.
I’m female and I would have returned the pink Otterbox. I mostly detest pink, especially the cutesy bubblegum/Pepto pink shades. ‘Salmon’ or ‘melon’ I might tolerate, in clothes, sparingly.
I can not tell you how much it aggravates me that to market something to women, they slap pink on it somewhere. [/RO]
Maybe some customizing will help.
I have two pink shirts that I think give me a more lifelike complexion.
With this as the ringtone (though you may be too young to get the reference).
I once knew a mechanic that got so pissed off about the other workers borrowing his tools and losing or just not returning them that one weekend he took them all home and painted them pink.
After that, the people who would still borrow them never failed to return them.
Pink is not an unusual color for men’s dress shirts. Looks sharp with a burgundy tie.
I just hate the color pink. I also hate blue green and mauve.
I have a pink thing of pepper spray. It looks stupid and I wanted to get black, but I figured pink would be a lot easier to find in my bag.
Just because I’m wearing pink doesn’t mean I’m some kind of pink donut eater.
I, too, had no clue what an otter box is.
Why don’tcha just take a Sharpie and color it black?
Wouldn’t that make you a pinkberry, then? :dubious:
I assumed you meant a box full of pink otters.
I don’t have any pink shirts or ties. They are all light red.
The komen/planned parenthood debacle of 2012 ruined pink for me forever.
One of my (male) cats had a pink collar. My family teased him about it. 
Pink is the new black, you’ll be fine
Also had to google otter box
I use to own pink oxford broadcloth dress shirts.
OtterBox. Pricey, but nice solutions to keeping phones, iPods, cameras, gear, etc dry when on the water.