You can alway tell a party that has any reply from certain young(and I use the term loosely) ladies who always want to see people in their birthday suits.
Well, if I must, I’ll agree to do it <as I remove my shirt>, as long as none of you ladies <now the pants> don’t laugh at me <and finally anything else I’m wearing>.
First things first though, will you please turn down the AC, I’m starting to shrivel (sp?) here. Now do you want me to wear a bow tie with this ‘suit’?
I’ll start taking orders for whatever you little hearts desire…Yummy!
I see you and Cristi have been getting acquainted.
You know, pipefitter, dear, you’ve been bragging to me for years, now I finally get to see what all the bragging was about. And, let me say…
WOW!!! <insert mouth hanging open in amazement, winking smilie>
Now, as to taking orders: I’ll have a double amaretto on the rocks, and a big plate of your special nachos. And you can sit right here next to me and share the nachos. If Cristi doesn’t mind, that is.
And I’ll be nice and not comment on your ‘ways of screwing them in’
Now that it’s your birthday for real, Happy, Happy Birthday my dear friend!!! Here’s to many, many more!
BLUSH Gee I don’t know what you’re talking about, I don’t look that good.
Why not, you always have a smart comment.
Thank you, I believe you are the first for me on my actual birthday. You are much too kind!
BTW, here is your drink, and your nachos, and I’ll sit right here and help you to enjoy them…HEY WATCH IT, that’s not the nachos you’re grabbing!!!
