Or Garlicfest in Saugerties, NY.
You clearly didn’t read the thread title, or my response, very carefully.
At least I didn’t mess up the Arthur Carlson quote.
In a Stephen King story, and subsequent movie, the vampire DID need a Piper Cub to fly–transporting his earth to his next feeding location.
Oh? Why would a vampire need a Piper Cub to Fly?
(Don’t answer – I read the story. But Stephen King is the guy you should be asking.
I didn’t watch WKRP much. my info comes from cites on this Board. Blame those guys.)
As I recall from a previous thread, your home is a hotbed of labor versus management issues. So my first question is whether young Cub was paid a decent living wage for his labor? Also, some kind of multiplier should come into effect because if the dangerous nature of the work. And there should be a health insurance rider specifically related to vampire bites.
You must all stand together or you’ll be bitten separately.
They need it, being so close to Transylvania and all.
Piper Cub needs to know that putting lime lollipops (they have to be lime) will keep the man-eating tigers away.
I have never seen a tiger in my home, man eating or not, and there are no lime lollipops on the premises. :dubious:
Or the one in Gilroy, CA. http://gilroygarlicfestival.com/ It’s late next month so there’s still time to make travel plans.
Wow, so he did. Memory is a weird, weird thing. :smack:
More ideas for your little Von Helsing: Safety from Vampires! – Vampires
Management is not responsible for activities undertaken on his own time, under his own direction.
I believe vampire bites, like all other medical conditions, are fully covered by the Canadian Medicare system. Management does not provide health insurance, so no riders are possible.
His defensive perimeter appears to be functioning well at the moment.
[Cough]Van Helsing.[/Cough] 
Same. I thought of the guy in North by Northwest waiting to get on a bus in the middle of Iowa, saying to the Cary Grant character: “That’s funny. That crop duster’s dustin’ where there ain’t no crops!”