Piper Cub experiments with "Alternative Facts."

At breakfast today, the Cub let out a big burp.

“What do you say now?” I prompted him.

“I didn’t burp!” he replied.

Hey, if it works for the Counsellor to the President …

True, but Piper Cub is very young.

Also, on Piper Cub, you know which end to change…