About the morning wood issue… stand back a step from the bowl and lean forward until your palms are flush against the wall behind the toilet. This manuver should more closely align your arc with the toilet opening and is commonly known as The Flying Superman. Weaving to avoid oncoming buildings is optional.
And if you’ve got a really big one, that doesn’t get completely hard, you can do what we call The Flying Nun, where you stand there, holding your arms out like Sally Field…for balance…and let it fly.
I still don’t understand the logic that some guys sit when they have erections.
Pointing it down and leaning a little bit is very little trouble. The few times I’ve had an erection and had to poo were very messy, painful, and uncomfortable.
That said, I do sit when I fear that poo is on its way.
What, you’re supposed to clean it? Is that why my family won’t visit me any more?
Yep – we can. If you go outside, you can get a nice arc, and not worry about hitting the floor, walls, ceiling…
Admittedly, it makes aiming more difficult in the bathroom – but I guess most of us come up with some sort of position or stance to handle the problem.