You can start off by commenting on how incredibly lame and attention whore-ish it is to request your own pitting.
Nah-see that isn’t how it works around here.
In fact, based on what I know of you-I’d say you were an upstanding person, a pillar of society and a great humanitarian.
What’s that old joke?
masochist: Hurt me.
Sadist: No.
I hat eyour post with the power of 500 suns!
Your family is ugly.
Your personal hygiene leaves much to be desired.
Your typing skills are minimal at best.
Your favorite television show is tripe.
We want oldcrasher back!
You make trite, unimaginative, and boring pit threads, you ileostomy sucking phenylketonuric!
Does that satisfy?
awww, that’s sweet!
:wally
It’s the pit, you vapid copraphiliac. You made a stupid pit thread that you know will be closed–what the fuck do you expect? How many similiar threads have you seen closed in the nearly 5 years you’ve been here? Dozens? Are you intentionally trying to make the moderators work, or are you so impaired that you haven’t figured out that this kind of shit always gets locked? I’m guessing the latter–do you need something along the lines of “Curious George Posts Stupid Shit From the Man in the Yellow Hat’s Laptop” to understand the concepts at play here?
newcrasher, it’s incredibly lame and attention-whorish to request your own Pitting.