All right that does it, glarGH.l I'm pitting your ass!

The BBQ Pit
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glarGH, you blathering, incoherent, shameless attention whore!

:backhands glarGH across the face:

What [SMACK!] the [SMACK!] HELL [SMACK!] DO [SMACK!] YOU [SMACK!] THINK [SMACK!] YOU ARE DOING??![SMACK SMACK SMACK]

<Aside, smacking continues in background>
Why the hell have I not gotten my own damn pit thread? WHY?! I’ve been here a YEAR! A YEAR! And I’ve never been pitted! Not once! NEVER! That Bungle-chick has not one, BUT TWO! TWO FUCKING PIT THREADS! This is an affront to my ego!

GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WON’T ANYONE JUST FUCKING PIT ME ALREADY! I’m going to just go ahead and take the initiative and PIT MYSELF!
If you have nothing better to do, POST HERE!

Give lil glarGH a good giggle!

<Return to smacking and other abuse>

…AND ANOTHER THING! [KICK!]

YOUR MOTHER WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!

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I know. It’s astonishing how much you can get away with. But make no mistake: It’s only because people aren’t reading your posts. You have to make your despicible comments visible. Use quotes, even if there’s no relation to the quote, and always always use lots of caps.

Unless you’re trying to be subtle, which I assume you aren’t.

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I dunno about the necessity of this post, but I’m sure enjoying watching.

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glarGH, you are cordially invited to bite and die, bitch.
(like i’m sure you really care)

you are a stupid fuck, too. (like i’m sure you really care)

yes, you are rude and unpleasant and someone I’d never tolerate in person. (like i’m sure you really care)

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You FUCKTARD!
Pitting yourself is sooooo lame.

Let’s all point and laugh at the lamer!

See… Aren’t I a good pitter, you surrender monkey?

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oh oh oh WAIT… glarGH, you are like this like… totally like unpleasant creature.

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Go play hockey and eat mapletrees! I’m not French, YOU choad!

:giggles.:

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Listen, you son of a bitch, what the fuck are you wasting our bandwidth for this shit for? We fight ignorance on this board, not waste everyone’s fucking time.

And I, young’un, have been here since years began with a “1.” I have not been pitted. So where the fuck do you get off bitching about it? You think I enjoy being so unimportant that 1300 posts has elicited a couple of giggles and Wally accusing me of being a troll? Shit, everyone was a troll back then! Fuck you!

And while you’re at it, how about comign up with a username that’s not a complete mystery to anyone who sees it. Capitalization, pronounciation, meaning, it’s all shot to hell.

Shape the fuck up or I’ll give you something to bitch about.

:wink:

(“Letting off steam?” Why do you ask?)

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Yawn. Another burner.

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Yeah, I know. Could be worse, though. I could… umm… have no toes on my left foot or something.

Troy, you can leave the “son of” part off. ^^

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Fine, you rancid bitch. Sorry, I never thought you were worth half the effort to learn that detail.

(Still ;).)

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Aw, go shove a pineapple up yer ass.

:wally :wink:

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If anyone has bothered to read your posts in the past, you just gave them good reason not to read them in the future. This is about as pathic as I’ve seen on the boards.

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Yep, ultress was so bored by your antics that she was too apathetic to spell ‘pathetic’ correctly.

And I’m too bored/apathetic to add anything interesting to this thread either.

Y’know, people who pit themselves are just…boring. Oh, and pathetic.

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I’m sorry, glarGH, I’ve been meaning to pit you for a while now, but stuff kept coming up. I know I called you a fucking bitch one time, does that count for anything?