… and you have over, say, 3000 posts. 
Sure, there are zillions of us who haven’t been, but of course the longer you’re on here, the more likely you are to post. And the more you post, the more likely it is that you’ll be Pitted for some such nonsense.
Let’s see those hands! Hold those crumbsnatchers high!
Does a lame-ass pointless pitting count? 'Cause if not, I haven’t been.
I’m not quite to 3,000, but I haven’t been pitted yet, to my knowledge at least. The day may still come, though, as I occasionally seem to piss people off. Oh well, can’t please everyone . . .
Just shy of your cutoff, but I don’t recall being pitted. Of course, since I can’t do a vanity search on a three-letter username, it’s probably happened dozens of times and I just never noticed.
I don’t think I’ve ever been pitted.
Ditto. Although in my case, of course, it’s because I’m universally loved and respected. 
And lno, you can do vanity searches using wildcards, thusly: lno
jr8 said
You TOO??? 
Not me. Not yet. Not to my knowledge.
But then, what’s to pit? I am, after all, me!
Suprisingly, I have never had my own pit thread about me. I have had many people pissed at me in pit threads, but that doesn’t count.
Cool. Now not only will I find posts that have my name, but I will also find posts that have words like ‘binomialnomenclature’, ‘positionalnotation’, or mention the Hungarian city of Szolnok.
Polls belong in IMHO. I’ll move this for you.
Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator
No, but I have someone be so rude to me in the Pit (in a thread already in progress) that it shocked me into a state of suspended animation. A coupla times.
I have no idea if I’ve been pitted or not; I never go there.
I haven’t, and that’s fine by me. I’ve never quite understood the faux-Pittings people start sometimes when they feel like they’re not getting enough attention. I don’t really see getting Pitted as being a GOOD thing, y’know?
I’m inching towards 3,000 and have not yet been Pitted–unless you want to count the parody Pit-thread of several months ago.
raises hand
At least, I don’t think I have been.
Unreal! I could have sworn I put this in IMHO. But apparently my brain took off for Memorial Day. I hope it had fun. Thanks, Cajun Man.
Maybe I should pit dantheman for not starting this in the proper forum? Oh, I don’t think that I’ve ever been pitted, but I never really checked and I don’t do vanity searches, so who knows?
I also could have sworn I saw a Pit thread aimed at Revtim, but I was wrong…
I’ve been a good boy so far too. In fact the closest I’ve ever come was in a thread about how sexy ponytails were and I mentioned that I liked pigtails even better. Somebody else said they though they only belonged on little girls and I suggested he expand his horizons, a phrase which an estranged companion had used a lot in his real life. Things calmed down before any thread was born. That was over a year ago.