True.
But he can still add a park or something.
I don’t believe any of the contestants are from the USA.
Has anyone seen any of the birth certificates? The originals? The long form ones?
I don’t like this one bit.
You are confusing him with someone who has at least some class.
Bravo, sir or madam. 
The whole geography thing is vague because, uh, some, uh. . . people out there in our nation don’t have maps….
Your tiara sir.
Is this thing entirely a metaphor, or was there some actual pageant accusations going on in real life too?
We’re more likely to see Trump Cola.
You know, while I’m normally all HIP, HIP, HOORAY!!! about anyone calling out Trump for being the fraud he is, Miss Penn isn’t exactly working with a full set of crayons either. Now, if the woman dropped out because she thought the pageant was fixed or immoral or whatever else, I’d fully respect and understand that. . . but that’s not what she did. Miss Pennsylvania dropped out of the pageant because the Trump organization relented and changed their ruling on allowing trans folks to participate.
Now,she’s claiming she dropped out due to all of the faking bruhaha, but pageant officials released an email resignation from her that came days before her public resignation, which stated (in part):
So, in the end: fuck 'em both. The bigot and the even bigger bigot can spend a bunch of resources suing each other about some stupid pageant, which will hopefully stop their ignorant selves from bothering any decent people.
How do you prove that a contest was not rigged? If I’m going to rig a pageant, I’m going to fill in some score sheets. And, as another poster said, it’s all subjective anyways.
Wait…so this thread really is about birth certificates?
I think we’re experiencing total metaphor collapse here.
“Foundational principles”?!
Bwahahaha!
She’s funny.
Hey, she didn’t enter a rocket science competition. . .:p;)
Hmm… I think it was a joke. As in he would like to check by himself the relative sex-appeal of the contestants.