Whomever is born poor and ugly has a very good chance to further develop both conditions as they age.
If God had meant for us to fly, He would have made it easier to get to the airport.
I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present, only longer.
- Dan Quisenberry
You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.
–Dorothy Parker
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we are hung over.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
“One man’s meat is another man’s poison.”
“Enjoy every sandwich”.
– Warren Zevon
I prefer being a pessimist, because that way, I can only be pleasantly surprised.
“One man’s fish is another man’s poisson.”
“Never eat fugu at a place called Mom’s.”
“Never deploy to Production on a Friday”
One man’s Mede is another man’s Persian.
And never make major code changes on a Friday, unless you’re planning on working the weekend.
If you don’t deploy them you can make changes without needing to work the weekend, though you are going to find a lot of errors on Monday when looking at the code you wrote on Friday.
Cynicism is just another word for realism.
Charlie was everywhere.
“Merde...”
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
[translated to Russian; translated back to English]
The vodka is good but the meat has gone bad.
Diplomacy is the art of being able to say “nice doggie” until you have time to pick up a rock.
Under capitalism man exploits man, under communism is the other way around
It might not bring happiness but it makes unhappiness and lot less unpleasant.
It takes one to know one, and vice versa.