That, and Goo and Gooey are actually official nicknames of mine. They’d be pretty worthless as insults, actually.
And, hey, can’t think of one for you? Howabout featherbrain?
May I please be anointed “Mutherf*cker” while in Pit mode? That’s the best I could do with “Marvel” off the top of my head…
Patty
Well no one here has called me names, but several times in chat I’ve been called AbbySthrnSmartass.
What do you have up yer ass, a jack?
queef2?
I dunno…it’s kinda hard when my name’s short, and it doesn’t rhyme well to boot. Feel free to come up with a better name when directing Pit venom my way, if that one doesn’t strike your fancy.
Ginger=Cringer?
Whinger?
Giving up. Somebody defile me.
Ok
TenderOfTheMouth
GingerOfTheMonth
how about, FingerUpMySnatch? i don’t know, what do you think, juicyfucker? mcatsmell?
as for me, although it doesn’t rhyme (and frankly, just isn’t true), afatty?
Soil?
Oh, do me, do me!
How about
Wicked Blow
Licked Blue
Well, I don’t have a job, so you could call me wageless6.
And I don’t like to fight, so courageless6.
I’m not easily shocked, so outrageless6.
Or filthy old fart, which is what I really am.
I think my own name really lends itself to last word substitutions. For example, I could be deepbluebitch or deepbluecunt. Or, for the truly vexed, perhaps deepbluesuckmyfuckingcock? Dunno, though, that one’s a bit long.
Doesn’t tickle your flaming fancy? OK, well, let’s work with same letter substitutions and rhymes.
dykeblowme (It’s an invitation! It’s a name! It’s a name and an invitation!)
dykebitchy (Um…this one is too close to the actual truth. Let it be stricken from the record.)
damnbitch, see? (Best for use when ending a rhetorical question.)
It occurs to me that, if anything, my name may lend itself to this only too well.
I guess I could be SkankyAsAnOldMan
Or just StupidAsAFuckingIdiot. I suppose like deepbluesea and Ginger and others, once you run words together you give people license to run anything together and attach it to you.
Ginger, an enemy could put anything in front of “Of the North” as in BitchOfTheNorth, HagOfTheNorth, etc. It’s funny, I like you and your posts so much, yet I find yours the easiest to glom on to when it comes to bastardizing names. Maybe it’s the way you said “defile me…” 
Erm… Giving Head Girl?
See why I don’t frequent the Pit too often?
I’ve never been “called out”, but I have been flamed in Pit threads. You’d think Biggirl is just calling out to be pitified, but no. The names I’ve been called (rabid twat sticks out in my mind) have not been based on my username.
How 'bout Deepdoody for deepbluesea? GingivitusoftheMouth? That low-class wrestling freak for hardygirl. Stupid Fool for Wicked Blue? Baselesstwit for ageless6.
I’ve got 2 teenagers at home. It shows doesn’t it?
Gosh, what a great idea, choosybutthole!
I know how you feel. I’m not interesting enough to merit a pit thread of my own either, and perhaps that’s a good thing. But in the likelihood that I ever do manage to piss someone off enough for them to take me to this level, how does celestinka sound for me?
not even gonna think it, let alone post it
hmm hmm hmm
humming nonchalantly
hmm hmm hmm
not thinking it
not thinking it
hmm hmm hmm
Me! Me! I’ll say it
Fuck Fuck Moose!
Buck Buck Loose!
Suck Suck Juice!
Pluck Pluck Noose!
Tuck Tuck. . . .
O.K., I’ll stop now.
Nice try, Enormous Churl, but please remember,
If a Goose gets a drink of juices of mooses
Or a Moose gets a drink of juices of gooses
They both fall out of their beds screaming screams.
So I’m warning you now, never drink in your dreams.