After work today, I decided to indulge in some instant gratification and go across the parking lot to Panda express for dinner. It had been the end of a long day (for me), and all I wanted was to put some food in my body, drive home, and read the Straight Dop until I was too drowsy to read.
All of this was derailed by Mr. Green Bean. This is the name I give to the lanky fortyish guy in front of me in line. Seems Mr. Green Bean wants chicken with Green Beans. Unfortunately, while there was still some there, there were no green beans present. Gasp! Can’t have chicken wtih green beans without the…green beans! Okay, perfectly normal, they do run out sometimes. However, it takes them mere minutes to make more. Usually if you are eating there they just complete the rest of your order and give you some fresh stuff to your table as soon as it is done. But Mr. Green Bean was totally irrational and rude about the whole thing-
Mr. GB: “Gee, looks like you’re out of Green Beans. That’s kind of a problem, isn’t it, lady?”
Anna (the poor drone who was working that day): I’m sorry, sir, I’ll have some more made right now.
Mr. GB: Yeah, well that means I don’t get it now, huh? That means it will take TIME to make?
Anna: It will be ready in three minutes
Mr GB: What, do you think I have all day? Isn’t there something you can do about this?
Anna: I’ll ring up the rest of your order, you can go ahead and start eating, and I will give you your dish as soon as it is ready.
Now by my logic, the longer this guy bitches about the god damn green beans, the LONGER it will take to make, and the longer it will take to get to my turn. So upon her last suggestion, I start nodding enthusiastically. But Mr. GB will have none of it. He wants it now, and just drags things out and getting more and more hostile, all the while this poor girl is getting increasingly frightened and starting to shake I am absolutely starving. I’m trying to find a civil thing to say to the guy without having him blow up at me or get more irate at the girl. There is only one other guy working there (a cook) and the girl had intended to assist him in making another order of chicken and green beans (so that they would get done faster). The cook is working quickly and cussing loudly in Spanish.
I’m kinda standing behind Mr. Green Bean and gesturing towards the girl, while kind of mouthing "orange chicken and white rice. She understood what I meant and while the guy was yelling started making my order (since the other guy wouldn’t pay until his green beans showed up). In the interest of saving time, she had my order all ready to go while the guy was still barking at her.
When the guy found out what happened he flipped out and started yelling at me about cutting in line. I told him, very calmly, “Look, in less time it takes for you to get those Green Beans, I can be done and out of your way.” The guy started screaming to speak with the manager, who just so happned to be out of the store for a moment for some reason or another. It got so heated I thought the guy was going to go postal or something.
In the end, the guy left, just as his Green beans were ready. I had checked my watch and it was about 3 minutes. I sat down to eat quietly. The poor girl was shaking like a leaf. The manager came back, and she immediately went to him, and started bawling in chinese, she was absolutely hysterical. I feel really sorry for her, she was trying to help the guy as best as she could, but it was like he was itching for a fight, all over a bunch of friggin green beans :mad: