Argh, I’m trying to eat better, bet every damn thing I try to get a recipe for, or go out to dinner and pick the healthiest thing is thoroughly contaminated with disgusting worse than dirt tasting mushrooms.
I wish all mushrooms would die, never to propagate again.
Whole grains, you sir, are not a nut. You don’t taste particularly nutty, so don’t let folk describe you that way, Likewise, you are not particularly tasty. You are particularly adept at cleaning my colon, but damn, why you gotta taste so thoroughly unpleasant!
Mayonaise, you are evil, and you know it. Begone! Do not continue to insinuate yourself into otherwise nice and tasty foodstuffs. You are a food ruiner worse than mushrooms and whole grains put together and taken to the fifth power.