What the fuck? I subscribed last Friday. I signed up for PayPal, had my account verified, have a bank transaction reccord from the 5th of April showing that PayPal (and the Reader) took my money. I have an email recipt from the Reader and PayPal. Why the fuck am I still a “guest”? I want a free year if this ain’t fixed by next business day (Note, this gives you till Tuesday, Cecil and Ed, since I’m in Canada and Monday’s a holiday here - for some).
If I was going to make one post every hundred days, that wouldn’t have been it.
Did the actual payment go through? The bank tranfer or e-check takes a few days, does it show as “completed” on PayPal?
Have you considered just emailing someone who can actually do something, rather than innefectively posting it in the pit?
I suspect 90% of this rant is a whoosh.
Ooooh, oooh, excellent opportunity for a newbie to ask,
What’s a ‘whoosh’?
TYVM in advance. 
“whoooosh” is the sound one hears when something goes right over their head.
It’s when you say something as a joke (the joke is usually deadpan) that someone else takes it total seriousness. The ‘whoosh’ is the sound of the point flying over the top of your head.
Oh yeah, I’m familiar with that sound. Thanks guys!
What a big fucking whiny asshole.
Maybe you should just get a refund and then boycott this place forever. Yeah, do that.
Good luck with that. I hear they respond quicker if you stamp your foot.
Took almost 10 days from the Paypal confirmation till I got my search privileges back. Relax. You’ll still make the deadline.
Holding your breath is the key, I’m told.
There’s a Hold-Your-Breath key? Is it one of those F ones at the top of my keyboard?
Yeah, F-32, just left of F-U. 