Pitting they who ARE NEVER WRONG (!!!111one)

Do you know someone who is never wrong?

Here are warning signs.

#1: They are prone to sweeping statements but don’t back them up.

#2: When called on said sweeping statements, they don’t clarify so much as create a complicated, hyper-technical argument filled with ten-dollar words to get you to back off.

#3: They insultingly tell me what my argument is instead of listening to me.

#4: That argument may reveal that said person actually meant something totally and completely different from what they said, which no one else on the planet might agree with, and which they failed to explicate.

#5: They insist the two things (what they said and what they meant) are identical.

#6: If I pull out some authoritative cites, the cites are wrong.

#7: If the cites are not wrong, then it was all someone else’s fault anyway.

#8: At no point do I receive an apology for having to do all of this to get him to listen.

Once it was spelling, another time quality control, now it’s a really stupidly written description which invites error (because what he wrote and what he meant, despite his pathetic presdo-science argument, are not at all the same thing*). And at least half the time he wins those damned arguments because, plus come to shove, he doesn’t have to change things. So I have no power at all.

  • I a somehat philosophical turn, and I really had a hard time explaining it to him, but the phrase “Corruption of Power” refers a hell of a lot more than “three specific feedback loops which are mostly going to show up in bureacracies and rarely elsewhere.”

Eventually, this got pulled into an argument over the use of the world corruption, to which my primary response was that *(when paired with “of Power”) is not primarily talking about bureaucratic feedback loops but a much wider array of human activities, atitudes, and responses. And suggested several alternatives. But nothing.

For those of us that don’t follow you around… why not just name the person(s) and be done with it?

… because said person is a close friend of mine, who, as much as he pisses he me off, I care about*, and who is not on this board anyway.

*And who would not be capable of pissing me off so much were he not a close friend.

Oh, OK… sounded like you were describing a debate here.

You mean you have GD-style debates in real life?

And if so, can you tell me what a “mod hat” looks like? I’ve always pictured this .

More pointy than that, I think. Or less pointy, but cocked at a jaunty angle.

Well… yeah.

Yeah, like this.

http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/acatalog/wizard_hat_s22285.jpg

The magic wand is a secret though, so don’t tell anybody.

I did seriously think it was a rant about a Doper. But then I was just in another pit thead that was. Maybe I’ll blame Sage Rat for my mistake.

I am also never wrong.

Same here. At least, not out loud.

Oh, come on, now. We don’t have anyone posting here who matches that description! :stuck_out_tongue:

Doesn’t everyone?

More seriously, I, too, was wondering what the particular GD thread had been that I’d missed.

Cripes, as long as some of you have been around and you still don’t know what a mod hat looks like?

Mangetout, may I say something? One thing I’ve learned is that “they who ARE NEVER WRONG” is that eventually they die.

My 1st husband was never wrong; king of everything, whatever went wrong in his life was someone else’s fault. Our 1st child was a girl. No good…should have been his namesake. He worked w/his dad part time. After our 1st was toilet trained, I went back to work. There was never enough $$ for him…I spent too much taking care of the house & family.

It was my fault, you see, that I “shrunk” his three-year-old favorite jeans (as he complained about my cooking).

We divorced in 1988. He remarried two years later. I remember a conversation I had w/my younger daughter. We were talking about pet names. Did daddy have a pet name for older daughter? Yes. Did daddy have a pet name for younger daughter? yes. Did daddy have a pet name for new wife. (short pause) Yes, he calls her “stupid.” The a**hole died in 1998. Can’t say I care.

Love, Phil

Well, as long as this is being hijacked, I always pictured a Mod Hat like this: The Hat.

I have a dear sister who is frequently confused about facts (partially due to her lack of listening skills), but is never wrong about anything. I’ve found that the only thing that works with her is stating my piece and dropping it. There’s a chance that what I’ve said may percolate into her ideation, but if it doesn’t, it’s enough for me to know that I know what I’m talking about. Usually. :slight_smile:

You’re all wrong, by the way - this is what a mod hat looks like. :smiley:

Just searching on Google brings up this Mod Hat.

That’s the idea, yeh, but you need the version that used to be the Massachusetts Turnpike logo.

:wink:

This is a mod hat, folks. And I am NEVER wrong.

After having hung out at the Dope for awhile I can pretty much slaughter anyone who can’t back up their argument, but that doesn’t get you invited to many parties. I hold my mad Dope skillz in reserve.