This.
When I saw this thread bumped I was sure it was going to be about his posts in the now locked misogyny policy thread in ATMB. Every post of his in that thread is thick as fuck.
He’s currently shitting up the Brexit thread. I mean… wow. This guy is dumb.
I imagine his daughter, assuming she exists, will only be allowed to go for her MRS degree.
In the “mistrusting government” thread, he is now positing that there is no white resentment of minority rights because West Virginia is a mostly white state and white boys are pulled over by police.
I guess you had to be there. But he is indeed a fucking idiot.
He has found his way into the PC thread in IMHO, so god help us there. He’s using all his best lawyering arguing skills! Which is why being too PC leads to white people becoming radicalized and transphobic, or something – it’s a little hard to follow.
His ex-wife
Hillbilly Lawyer is bewildered to learn that the UK governmental system isn’t quite the same as the US one but it somehow works just as well anyway.
He seems to find The Law bewildering in general.
Dammitall, I could feel brain cells gibbering and dying just reading that thing, and it’s not like I have a lot of spare capacity left at my age. :mad:
Reported.
You made all of us dumber for having linked to that. Posts should never be weaponized… I had no choice! 
I enjoyed it! “I cannot understand it, but here’s my understanding of it.” Comedy gold.
In the Supreme Court allowing Trump’s anti-trans executive order to proceed, UV contradicts himself right in the OP. Then, he doesn’t understand that he’s done that, so Little Nemo takes him to school:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21448048&postcount=16
Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark!
If only we could target the effect. Read something wearying and tiresome, and scorch the brain cells that have the memory of when I tried to blame the fart on the dog, and the dog was outside.
“Uh… lucky for us! Imagine how bad if he were in here…”
In the Prostitution thread, UV argues that experiencing good sex is a threat to the stability of marriages. Because wifey might be perceived as not as exciting as previous sex partners.
He’s a dumb fuck even by West Virginia standards.
The challenge is to find a standard by which he isn’t a dumbfuck.
I suspect it’s impossible.
He’s likely slightly less of a dumbfuck than doorhinge and Urbanredneck. So yanno, he’s got that goin’ for him.
I disagree about doorhinge. I don’t think he’s as stupid as he appears – he’s just a disingenuous jerk who always argues in bad faith. Now, Urbanredneck, wow. I agree with you there.
I almost forgot this one. The hillbilly admits he carries a shootin’ iron because of his fear of brown people.
While I would not doubt his general fear of Other, including POC, your link does not seem to match your assertion.