This thread is for whiners.
I shall begin.
I have too much work to do. Why does my boss keep giving me more? Why won’t my house stay clean? I’m tired of winter already and it’s only snowed once! I hate my wardrobe. I’ve ruined three new pieces of clothing I bought in the last month. My car is a piece of crap. Can’t open the trunk with the key, the left turn signal is STILL blinking too fast but I don’t WANNA take it to the dealershiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip!
Please whine to your heart’s content.
Hm… My mother whines at me when I annoy her, or whines when she’s annoyed in general.
When I hear “Kriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssss…!”, it makes my head explode, I assure you.
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate itttttttttt!!!
Feh.
Can I just have some cheese?
If I start we will be here all day…
mmm cheese…
My life is sort of falling apart at the seams and I spend a lot of my time sort of paralyzed by it all.
I got a headache and my dog is shedding all over the carpet and my daughter didn’t empty the dishwasher before going to work and my shoulders need a good rub and my nose is cold…
I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I still have shopping to finish. I miss my husband. I wish I had a hot tub.
wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
All the jokes I know are filthy, so I don’t get to share them often enough.
{Sigh}
I need more biker friends.
FairyChatMom, you can have my husband. He has the flu and you wanna hear whining?! I am sick of it. And the coughing and sniffling and nose blowing. I hate having to get up in the dark and drive the Hawklette to school. I haven’t done a thing about Christmas. I hate driving in this town and I don’t want to get out of the house and I don’t want to stay in it with Typhoid Marty. I’m sick of the stinking tropics, I want snow. Grr. Palm trees look stoopid.
no, SparrowHawk, I want my husband - and I’ll have him back on Friday… but since this is the whiney thread, I can’t be happy about Friday, so I’ll kvetch about it being Wednesday…
Here, I brought some crab salad and bitchcakes. Help yourselves!
I’ll see your husband-with-flu and raise you a husband-with-pneumonia 
He’s too sick to help out with shopping and chores and errands and other Christmas/company prep, but not sick enough to be in the hospital. So I have to fit all that in around work, as well as spend time with him because he’s bored lying around alone all day. And on top of it all (literally!) my roof is broken.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa … I want some time to myself and a couple weeks where NOTHING is happening.
Why can’t I find any of that pecorino with the peppercorns in it? I don’t want plain pecorino!
My sister is back home, and already I want her gone… I know I should be happy to a degree that she is home, but can’t she stop annoying me?
My mother’s getting to be a bit too much, as well… I wish she’d just keep her busybody opinions to herself… I don’t knwo why she can’t just shut up and not sing when I’m around the house…
Yep, Christmas is going to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal interesting around here…
F_X
It’s raining. No, correction. It’s pouring. We are supposed to have SNOW not this rain making the streets icy and near impossible for me to walk as my shoes have no grip and I won’t be able to buy any for awhile.
And despite the rain and the weather acting like it’s Vancouver it is not warm, which gives me cravings for someone to snuggle. There are no prospects in my line of sight, the few that interest me are taken and I don’t get out much around the holidays because I am busy working, going to school and doing family stuff. Plus no money to do stuff.
The Two Towers came out today but I have no money to go see it and I dunno when my next day off will be and payday isn’t until next week, after Christmas.
I’m eating my last package of ramen and will have to live on tomato soup and mac and cheese. I am sick of mac and cheese.
My computer is slowly dying as it’s 5 years old and I won’t be able to buy a new one for even longer than new shoes.
I am dating someone who lives 537 miles away from me. I get to see him once every other month. I wanna move to Baltimore!!
I have a cold. I want to sing along with songs that I like, but every time I do, I go into coughing spasms that last for 10 minutes. I wanna sing!
My friend is mad that I didn’t remember that I invited her to Turkey Day at my mom’s last year. I wanna tell her “well, at least I asked you!”
I’m also in a snarky mood because after having this one particular song on a tape for 13 years, I finally found the artist and title online tonight. Why didn’t I think of USING THE INTERNET before? And why did the guy who made the tape for me make such a big deal about where he got the song? (For the record, the song is “One More Kiss, Dear” from the Bladerunner soundtrack.)
Mmmmmmm…self-pity…
I have to finish two papers tonight. One of them is a second draft, which would be all well and good except that the prof I’m giving it to hasn’t given me any response to my first draft.
And The Two Towers opened today, but I haven’t had time to go see it because of these confounded term papers.
And it rained today. And people keep calling me on the phone.
My car is dead. I’m going to have to take the bus to go Christmas shopping tomorrow. How I’ll get to my dad’s on Christmas Day, I still don’t know.
sob
…excuse me, is that colby jack? Thanks.
no money no job miserable lonely have a dead washign machine and a power bill due and it is cold and whinewhinewhinewhine
I wanna see The Two Towers nnnnnoooooowwwwwww! Not this weekend, nnnnnooooooooowwwwwww! And I don’t wanna take any fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllls! It’s not fair!!!
Wah.
Gotta love it! Can I use “crab salad and bitchcakes” as part of my sig, Scarlett?
To continue.
I have a final tonight for which I have not studied and it’s a cumulative final and the best I can possibly see doing on it is a C and that sucks and I ruined one of my favorite shirts today and I’m tired of groveling for clothes money and I wish El Hubbo would shit or get off the pot as far as work goes and I want to move to a warmer state and whine bitch moan pule.