Pity Party!

I had a wisdom tooth cut out of my head today, including the use of a “bone file” on my jawbone.

I am home now, tasked with taking care of the animals, so my wife can go out to a dinner party with friends.

(Actually I don’t feel too sorry for myself at the moment, but that’s a pretty good formula for a bad day, eh?)

What’s plaguing your existence right now?

Oh yeah, it’s never fun to have a tooth removed.

Instant Breakfast and/or Slimfast are your FRIENDS. Just don’t use a straw. Also, pudding and mashed potatoes can be very comforting.

Put an ice pack on your jaw, you’ll thank me later.

Hope you heal swiftly and without complications.

Pity Party! Ooooooh I wanna play! My tonsils are swollen AGAIN, and infected. My doctor says I don’t need to have the removed, I’m an adult, it could be expensive, blah blah… but I don’t care! They get infected every 3 to 6 months and I want them GONE. It’s no big deal really, it only presses up against my Eustachian tube causing blockage and dizzy spells, that’s all!

Well MY exhusband is in jail again for being under the influence of a controlled substance. And he had someone else call me to tell me that he’s getting out later tonight and he’ll call me…
lucky me.

I can’t sleep, my couch smells like ketchup because my brother spilled ketchup on it and I can’t find the febreeze and my fiancee is laying diagonally across the bed so I can’t even curl in and stay warm with him.

And I have to deal with the in-laws tomorrow… with no sleep…